Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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