That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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