Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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