yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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