She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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