Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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