That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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