She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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