i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize