used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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