hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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