Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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