He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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