i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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