she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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