physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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