He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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