Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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