Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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