I hate all girls vehemently.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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