I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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