Don't you send me to vm
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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