I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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