Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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