Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
my being single is dangerous.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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