Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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