he shaved USA in his pubs
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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