Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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