new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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