Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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