Umm I'm too high to move.
look no pants
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Dicks are not precious.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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