so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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