She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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