Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
