did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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