she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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