I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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