Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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