in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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