Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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