I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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