Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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