What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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