is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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