Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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