Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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