She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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