You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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