i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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