Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Terrible idea I love it
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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