I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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