i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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