i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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