Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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