??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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