i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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